When my laptop decided to stop working.. 3 days ago, I noticed my site was lagging.. my internet was lagging.. I thought it was just me.. I thought it was my laptop being a douche, because my laptop is a douche a lot.. so is Comcast, Comcast is a big douche. Getting off topic.. Well I go to log into my hosting site.. apparently I’m not alone, everyone was getting screwed.. it become to the point where I was getting 503 & 404 errors.. They were all, “you need to buy more servers!!! WHAT!?!?! Why do I need more servers..…